for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
The truth behind narwhals.
"Our fire station is next door to the Police department. Pranks ensue."
Why does this seem like something you guys would do wolfishly?
Because it is and we are today.
i hope that one day when the human race is extinct aliens show up on earth and this is the only remainder of our existence they find